Oh holy cow!  Now you know how Twisted Cupid gets...  She is that wicked good-hearted imp by my shoulder that is always pairing the most unlikely duos together…

Now I can see how Jondum Bau could be crushing on Kasumi Goto… but then who could resist an optimistic Japanese girl who excels in thievery.

She steals but she has morals.  In addition, she is so adorable!  So how is Jondum Bau the most infamous Salarian Specter who is quoted in saying, "Admires Kasumi…personally…?"

Yeah okay. I can totally see him chasing after her across the galaxy… turning into a game of cat & mouse.  Kasumi of course just goading at him.  It is so much fun taunting a Salarian… especially if you touch his computer stuff…goes ahead & try it.

I can imagine him chasing after her.  Trying to catch her but always a hair too late.  A bit like Batman & Catwoman…

I can see Kasumi standing at the top of a balcony of a Citadel Skyscraper.

Jondum Bau is trying to reach her running up the side from the lower levels, leap-frogging from balcony to ledge.  "When I do arrest you Kasumi, I will give you the respectable attitude in your interrogation & promise to give a fair hearing to your case."
Kasumi Goto is sitting on the ledge of the balcony, dangling her legs to the abyss below. "Really?  You know how to wine & dine a girl, don't you?" She quips with a smile.

Jondum Bau makes an amazing leap & lands on the ledge of the same balcony where Kasumi was sitting on. He is about to catch her when she disappears & reappears a few yards away.
As he tries to reach out to her, "Don't make me use force on you Kasumi.  I will find it unfortunate if I have to take you in aggressively.  I would rather take you …" He misses a step & is about to fall back but  a black satin clothes hand had grabbed him in time.
"To a dinner & a movie?"  She smiled.
Jondum Bau then smiled wistfully for a second before he realized what his mission is & grabs her hands sternly.  "Peacefully."  He says sternly… though something in his head rushes like running water.  His face feel hot.
Kasumi then looks at him from under her hood, smiling sweetly at him.  Then she backs up, "I hear you're a fan of Earth classic movies. An expert at it, actually… remember that famous line from the movie 'The Public Enemy, starring James Cagney?"

Bau finishes cuffing her hands & then backs up a bit, as all Salarians do, when asked about something they are experts on, he thinks for a moment, "Ah yes, The Public Enemy (released as Enemies of the Public in the United Kingdom) is a 1931 Earth American Pre-Code crime film starring James Cagney and directed by William A. Wellman.  As I may guess, it was 'You will never take me alive copper…"

Kasumi smiles, "I love the classics." She back steps off the balcony much to the shock of the distracted Salarian specter.  In a blur, she falls…

He tries reaching out to her but barely can feel the brush of her hood slip by the tips of his fingers.  Then she is gone.

He looks down to look for her, seeing how far she may have fallen.  All he could see is the fog that swirled below a few stories… blocking the view of the tiny thief's final moments.

He horsely whispers,  "No…  Goto…I… this did not have to happen.  You were one the few that I actually admired.  Perhaps the only one."  He lowers his head in grief & ran his hand across his face in anguish.

Only to look up from his hands & see Kasumi peeking out from the lower balcony, "Boo!"  She teases.

"YOU'RE ALIVE!"  He yelps in shock.

"And your fun!"  She winks & then disappears again.